Just when we thought sequin pillows couldn't get any more glorious, Etsy has blessed us with not one, not two, but three Jeff Goldblum-inspired sequin pillows – and we finally understand why James Corden felt the need to remix "Thank U, Next" in Goldblum's honor. Produced by Memeskins on Etsy, each of these reversible sequin pillows holds a hidden photo of Goldblum. All you have to do is swipe your hand across the pillow and the surprise behind the sequins will make for a true conversation piece.
Just imagine a friend or family member stepping into your living room to see that you've redecorated in a prehistoric style, and realizing the Thor: Ragnarok star will recline leisurely on your couch for the foreseeable future. Available for $28, each majestic pillow can be purchased with black, red, or rose gold sequins – because it has to match with the rest of your living room decor, of course. Shop the strangely amazing pillows ahead.